Graphic Design

Graphic Design is a small hobby of mine. It's something I wish I made more time for because if I really applied myself I feel I could be real good at it. In the near future I will be posting some of my old artwork and and flyer designs etc. for the blog. Stay tuned!!!

Urban Dictionary Word of The Day: Eskimo Brothers

Eskimo Brothers - 1.) Males who have had sexual relations with the same woman. 2.) A man and woman who have had sex with the same woman, when the woman in question is bi-sexual.

Origin: Because of the cold in the far north, Eskimo hospitality extends to sharing of beds and female companionship. A visitor is considered a brother.

 

Kevin is now dating my ex girlfriend, Heidi, I guess that makes us Eskimo Brothers

Urban Dictionary: Word of the Day - Celebrity Lay

 Urban Dictionary: Word of the Day - Celebrity Lay

 

 A specific celebrity you and your significant other mutually agreed that it would be okay to have sex with should the two of you ever meet in public and have a one night stand.

 

My husband won't mind, Kiefer Sutherland is my celebrity lay.

UD Word of the Day: Vinegar Strokes

Vinegar Strokes-the point of no return for a man during sexual intercourse in which he can not stop until he ejaculates, and looks as if someone put a spoon full of vinegar and made him smell it

as seen on "the league"

So my dog started to lick ass, as i was banging my chick but since i was in the vinegar strokes i had no choice but to finish.

We On!

Big ups to TCS AKA The Cranberry Show!!! With the hit "We On" off the new mixtape Regular Ass Niggas! Always making hot music. Also you can grab their hit album S.A.P.S. (Sex and Pencil Shavings) off itunes. Hit the homies up on twitter @cranberryshow @youngfocusrox and @ArcaneofTCS!

Snaps Back!

So New Era has decided to bring back the snapback caps. I must say I'm not surprised. In a society where everything has been done numerous times, I could only expect repeats of the same styles. While I feel like this is one that won't catch on too hard, they will have some appeal to a lot of people when they gain popularity. I might even get caught wearing one my damn self. Cause regardless of how old an idea may be, someone will always find a way to reinvent it. And I think New Era has done just that with theses retro snaps! Kudos to NE for bringing back this classic look.

No Green Beer For Me

So I decide to go downtown last night for the St. Paddys day festivities! What a bad idea. For starters, I literally had to wait 20-30 minutes just to get in anybodys bar last night for some fuckin green beer. But what was worse, There were so many fights last night it was ridiculous. I literally saw 2 brawls in the first 30 or so minutes between people who were obviously not Irish! Just like some niggas. In my journey down the street trying to find some green beer, I almost reach Coyote Ugly until brawl number 3 breaks out. It quickly escalated into three dudes whooping one dude ass. I guess he decided he wasn't gonna stand for no ass whoopin, so he whips out his little black 25mm pistol and lets off a shot. Misses everyone within an arms length of him and hits a nigga across the street. Terrible! As the small crowd disperses from around him, he just stands there lookin like "Oh my god what the fuck did I just do?" At this point all I'm thinking is "Oh my god this police officer iss about to kill dude right in front of me" By some stroke of luck the police officer didn't see him standing in that wide open ass space so he was able to get away with only a few punch marks. At this point I only have one thing on my mind, I STILL NEED SOME GREEN BEER! Fuck going home. I came to drink. Unfortunately the police had other plans for me. They formed thee most intimidating red rover line ever, and preceded to move the crowd slowly to their cars. Damn I was pissed. I said fuck it and went home and checked my NCAA bracket and realized I was 12-4 in my picks. Made me feel a little better.

Im gone!
BJH