So I decide to go downtown last night for the St. Paddys day festivities! What a bad idea. For starters, I literally had to wait 20-30 minutes just to get in anybodys bar last night for some fuckin green beer. But what was worse, There were so many fights last night it was ridiculous. I literally saw 2 brawls in the first 30 or so minutes between people who were obviously not Irish! Just like some niggas. In my journey down the street trying to find some green beer, I almost reach Coyote Ugly until brawl number 3 breaks out. It quickly escalated into three dudes whooping one dude ass. I guess he decided he wasn't gonna stand for no ass whoopin, so he whips out his little black 25mm pistol and lets off a shot. Misses everyone within an arms length of him and hits a nigga across the street. Terrible! As the small crowd disperses from around him, he just stands there lookin like "Oh my god what the fuck did I just do?" At this point all I'm thinking is "Oh my god this police officer iss about to kill dude right in front of me" By some stroke of luck the police officer didn't see him standing in that wide open ass space so he was able to get away with only a few punch marks. At this point I only have one thing on my mind, I STILL NEED SOME GREEN BEER! Fuck going home. I came to drink. Unfortunately the police had other plans for me. They formed thee most intimidating red rover line ever, and preceded to move the crowd slowly to their cars. Damn I was pissed. I said fuck it and went home and checked my NCAA bracket and realized I was 12-4 in my picks. Made me feel a little better.
Im gone!
BJH
